PVF
8
"THE REVERSE WORLD"
PG - 13
"THIS IS NO COMEDY"
"With the synergy
and sufficient support
we can film the basics
in two weeks
fly from one location
to another
when ?
we can only wait on the PVF
and be ready this time …"
- LPVF Promotions
maketing manager
"yes ..."
the staff nods in agreement
"THIS WORLD SO SOFT AND EASY
IT MAKES TAYLOR SWIFT
LOOK LIKE THE ALPHA MALE
THIS WORLD SO STRONG AND POWERFUL
IT MAKES JJ WATT
LOOK LIKE A CHEERLEADER ..."
"WOW ..."
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE
MR IS HONORARY TITLE TO ADRESS A FEMALE
"THIS SONG IS SO SOFT AND EASY ...
WHO SINGS IT ?"
"BLANK SPACE
BY
MR AND/OR MRS HEY BUSTER ..."
"WOW ... HONOR AND RESPECT ..."
THE CROWD BOWS
"WHO WON THE MR HEY BUSTER AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING ?"
"WHO ...?!"
"ME ! ... MR HEY BUSTER ...!"
"IF I HAD SAID THAT
THEN MY NAME IS MR HEY BUSTER ..."
SITTING BY THE FIRE
"WOW ... SHE IS FUNNY ..."
THE GATHERING
NODS IN AGREEMENT ...
"WOW ... HEY BUSTERS SO FUNNY ... !"
"THIS IS AN INTERESTING SCRIPT
PLEASE TELL US MORE OF THE UNIQUE CHARACTERS ..."
AS THE GATHERING
BEGS THE STORY TELLER ...
FINALLY
LISA AGREED
SHE TAKES A DEEP BREATH ...
LOOKS TO THE SKY
21ST CENTURY
"THIS ONE HEARD
NOT SOME TIME AGO
AND NOT SO LONG AGO ..."
AS SHE LOOKS
TO
THE OPEN SKY ...
"THE YEAR
1850 B.C. ...
ACCORDING TO THEIR CALENDAR
THEIR MOON
IS OUR SUN ..."
1850 B.C.
"YOU MEAN A WORLD WHERE ENERGY MOVE IN COMPLIMENTARY DIRECTION AS OURS ...?"
"YES, THEIR SUN IS OUR MOON
AND BASD ON THEIR CALENDAR
IT IS 21ST CENTURY ..."
CHEWPI U
"FONG CHI IS FIRST ENGLISH
THEN CHNESE
IN CHINESE
FONG
HAS THREE MEANINGS
(SAME PRONUNCIATION)
PHOENIX / CRAZY / ABUNDANCE
鳳 瘋 豐
CHI HAS THREE MEANINGS
ULTIMATE / CHICKEN / ENERGY
極雞氣
BUT IN ENGLISH
THERE IS ONLY ONE
FONG CHI ...
BONTSAI
IS ONE PRONUNCIATION- THREE LANGUAGES
ENGLISH
(A PLANT SOLD IN STORES)
JAPAN
(CHEERS)
TAIWAN
(RELEASE POOP)
COMPASSION FOR INNER BOTTOM
ALSO CLEARS OUT ALL ABOVE
HOW TO DEEPEN COMPASSION FOR THE GROUND THE EASY AND FUN WAY ?
CHEWPI U
INTERNATIONALLY RECOGNIZED
FOR ITS
"THIRD WHEEL"
RESEARCH
AND FOR ITS OUTSTANDING FACULTY
AND
PROFESSORS
"THE FUTURE IS NOW
THE BATTLE IS NOW"
"THAT CHEWPI U
SPIRIT
KEEPING THE THIRD WHEEL STRONG"
FOR ALL TO BENEFIT
"MY THIRD WHEEL IS STRONGER THAN YOURS ..."
"... YOU ARE CHALLENGING MY MANHOOD ..."
"so funny ...
he will prove it to you "
COMEDIAN
JOHN J CHU
debut
"Chu is translation of Zhu
There no asian last names of that sound
it not even easy
for asians to pronounce Chu ...
but that is my name
and you have my word on it ..."
"I am a winner of notable comedy awards
and have been recognized for my contribution to the field of comedy
It is my honor
to be able to give a talk on comedy
to the audience this evening"
"My first comedy award
was a second place
a rain storm ...
my grandma wrote them jokes
and signed me up ...
but
that was a million years ago ..."
"Some people inner circle
awaken memories
of a deeper circle
it not our only inner circle
yet
when they are aligned
it the only inner circle"
kyoto fong chi team
"The real reason
however
behind my second place finish
was because grandpa was there
and he the principal of the school
they had to give grandma's humor a measure of due respect ..."
"oh yes ... i see ... "
the audience
"go on ..."
venice beach team
"there people who want to be funny
but can't
there people who want to be funny
and can ...
my comedy is not like that ..."
the fong chi advisors
"when you find yourself not laughing when you want to laugh
it may be easier to laugh than trying to not laugh"
-
"their fong chi fans the this evening
they simply refuse to laugh
the competition
at this professional level
is reserved for fong chi professionals
many of whom are top comedians
chosen by their peers
to the annual
fong chi international"
- fong chi announcers
"clowns send their resumes
to themselves"
"yes, that is funny ..."
the fong chi fans
cheers on the show
" Hai, sore wa omoshiroidesu..."
Our guest drummer
this evening ...
Fong Chi Grandmaster
Jack Grey ...
chewpi news
2017
there honesty in his words
even if it not agree
that is a real change
elevates our inner economy
the team does
the world is expanding economically
but can we and did we
optimize the opportunity
who wrote speech
outstanding
speech too long
that no donald
but that his outstanding new politics
write what comes
america is like arctic ice
how to strengthen the
north/south
borders
at the same time ?
micro / macro
we start looking out after own inner neighborhood
the inner movement
over flows
how to strengthen first
from within ?
e.g.
hidden lake, wa
what we saw in trump
was not the surface
he represents what his generation
think / views
but the willingness
of a real warrior
to take on
the deeper patterns which
not conform with our everyday happy go lucky american values
why we just don't talk/act like our politicians any more ?
"it was ... cedrick jones who once said
"windows shopping liberates the soul ..."
"それは一度言ったセドリック・ジョーンズだった "窓ショッピングは魂を解放する..."
"Sore wa ichido itta sedorikku jōnzudatta" mado shoppingu wa tamashī o kaihō suru..."
"ah ... soul ..."
"when times are tough
you know who your real friends are"
she came to help us
in a very humble way
for a long time
writer never chance to thank her
for the help
last time we spoke
writer told her to try something to make fool of herself
and come back until you don't succeed
...
"public speaking is the biggest fear because we are all scared of being laughed at ..."
now
she can use our help
"i don't want her back
so make her succeed at the show ..."
- the genuine poop hero
"The actress, 26, has said before that the idea was “really, really scary”.
She told E! News a few years ago: “I am so critical of myself and then also of people who are on the show. It’s like,
‘Nope, you’re not funny — next!’”
deepening of compassion
she doing this to confront her fears
not to show off her humor
that was my reason for doing so
in spring of 1984
he was only 16
didn't know word of english until 10
and basically challenging
classmates
many known him since 10
to try to not laugh ...
"no ... we will laugh ...!"
"no matter what jokes laureen chow says
we make a pledge to laugh ..."
- the poop clan
"no ... you will not ...
your career from past tells you
"buxin ...!"
"learn from the pros
the way to elevate attention and respect for her humor
is by lowering the expected humor"
-
"yes ..."
"she no kevin hart
she not even half of kevin hart
but she has the courage of one
and if she were to play basketball with chu
she'll swap
our shots too ..."
"but we won ..."
"she is not even 1/3 as funny
as me ...
if i am the real funny
she is the fake funny!
the fake funny ...!
and i am the real ...
the real funny ...!"
wiping away tears
refusing to concede ...
"defeated in fong chi
twice one has ..."
but the memory of losing the fong chi finals
"but that was a million years ago ..."
tears
kevin had to
take a break ...
but not until he had chance to say once more ...
"a million years ago ..."
"but i know ...
i don't know ..."
"that would only make you wiser and funnier ..."
- i don't know
professional comedian
"ah ... omoshiroi ..."
the crowd all looking pleased and impressed ...
Team Oprah
OBA
the reverse of
OPRAH
when oprah feel ashamed for being laughed at
OBA
feels proud
when oprah feel useless
trying so hard ...
OBA
feels so appreciated
just sitting there
staring over the horizon
if OBA wants to look chubby
Oprah will want to
lose weight
if OBA wants to make people laugh
at her inexplicably
Oprah wants
people to respect her
"i don't have to do bleep ..."
- OBA
"and i am looking back at life
only way i am looking forward
if it is your behind in the mirror"
on the outer
they appear different
but their ability to influence
and help eachother
is apparent to anyone who
agrees
"yes ..."
The Lens of Compassion
some may look at the ends which not link
and perceive two opposites
some may feel a deeper link underneath
some can flow with both directions
since there only present
so it no issue
team oprah
"not if you can first turn your wisdom into wounds ..."
- OBA
"no, it's only down from here
no upward spirals
not here ..."
- OBA
"
"no, i disagree
the more we make fun of ourselves ...
the more there is in us to make fun of ..."
- ms poopui
the reverse of ms poopi
"no , i disagree
because if i agree with ms poopui
i would not be ms poopi ..."
"i disagree ..."
her fans rise to cheer
"oprah is generous
signing top fong chi offensive player
OBA
and
the sisters poopiuis
i am elevating the ratings for this team ..."
- fong chi advisor
"OBA is also a strong defense player
she is anchored deep ...
the poopiuis can make you laugh from different directions ...
this team has the fong chi potential
to overtake
the flute player ..."
- fong chi advisor
"ah ... powerfully funny it is ..."
"ah ... powerful-do omoshiroi des ..."
"as inner
we not losing
just not advancing
not yet ..."
venice beach fong chi team captain
"that is because we have no offense
players ..."
- fong chi advisors
representing
venice beach fong chi team
"yes ..."
"so ... we suppose to not laugh at this ...?"
- venice beach fong chi advisors
"for the flute comedian to rise in value
there a constant and reverse"
- chewpi u professor chu
flute 101
this a photo with/by musicians of 70's
but for the young of today
to give the same respect
as musicians
they must earn it ...
"no respect
no respect
i tell you
i want no respect
if i get any more respect ...
i be a clown who wants no respect ..."
triple junction
the dude simply waited for the fourth path to re emerge
chu bows with honor and respect
Chewpi U
History
"round 7
tied at 3-3
the imperial dragon clan
if it had one weakness
it is the imperial dragon queen
who is ranked in the top 7 softest
because she insists
she is ...
empress dawinger cixi
china's last and most powerful
empress"
- professor
"bathed in fancy french perfume
clothed in fancy italian dress
jewerly so rare
diamond so ...
well, you know ..."
"yes ..."
"and the aroma of the ferfume
is so strong
the judges
nearly passed out..."
"wow ... aroma ..."
not all writer has met
but most
met cute and outstanding
ms gong li
at an asian film festival
tokyo
woody's wife
made the introduction
she was very professional and courteous
looks about five years younger than writer
honor and respect
also present
and friendly with ms li
was outstanding actor donnie yen
if writer need
a general tso and/or chiang kai shek actor ...
similarly
ms gong li and madame chiang
has many similar elegant qualities
"thanks john ..."
she smiles as
walking by gracefully
to cheering fans
this dude knows kung fu
wow ... the aroma ...
as ms t and her fong chi prince glide ...
holding hands
from level 10 fong chi hell
back down to first floor of
the chicken heaven
the fong chi masters they meet again
are the same
yet they each now
have a different fong chi act ...
a circle which cannot move
is opposite that of circle
which cannot stop
and vice versa
the more he yields
the more she moves
ok
so ... what is the difference between the female and male joker ?
what ?
the male joker who is not a joker is still male
a female joker who is not a joker is still female
omoshiroi ...
"come on ...
why won't you laugh ...?
if you can't or ... won't
laugh at my jokes
you can at least laugh
at me ...!
you ... promised ..."
wiping aways tears
"yes ,
but not yet ...
not yet ..."
- the poop postman
newman ...
fong chi league news
"william su ...
so we meet at last ..."
chewpi clown chief
knowing laureen is up against a fong chi all pro
sends reinforcements
she trades two first round draft picks
to the trumpis
in exchange for
"mr fong chi instant offense"
william su ...
hello newman ...
wow, smells so good ..."
in the revere world
it the ...
who people want
as perfume models
even if the brand names remain same
"royal ...
by kate perry ..."
bill moyer : "what happens ... you suddenly feel "i know that person?"
joseph campbell : "it's almost ... future talking to you ... we're touching a very deep mystery here."
- the power of myth
fong chi
21st century
the competition background
chewpis has taken
over the #1 spot in the
fong chi world
outdistancing its competitors
ever since madame voltaire
mastered
the 9th level soft and easy kung fu ...
"so the stage is set
supplemental round
a chance for the dragon clan to
even the contest ...
and
just as the cixi
is ruthless
as the empress
she also has a soft and easy side"
- the legendary kung fu novel