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wizards team
half time awards ceremony
ms t clowns took first place
at regional semis
night before the intramural college
5'10" under basketball league championship game
the two teams and fans gather outside the dorm
by the seaside
to practice
their pre game routines
airball half time ...
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classmates
coaches / staff
"ok, you challenge him to fong chi first ..."
post game party
1 percent vs 99
they over one way
think we strange for not following inner
if they can’t move you
ride their reverse
use the energy
that otherwise be wasted
a little like the food we not finish
grandma picks up
"the flute player
named chu
is from a colloquial school of musical flute ..."
"yes ..."
"an ancient lineage originating from taiwan
dating back to long fu chong period of musical resurgence ..."
"yes ..."
"we once met the musical legend
one would have be old enough
to recall chu in the the 70's ..."
"yes ..."
the fans gather once more
by the warm fire ...
"he was funny enough
that i couldn't laugh ..."
"wow ... so generous ..."
as the classmates builds reverse over appreciation credit
"didn't want to hurt my fong chi pride ..."
"oh ... so sensitive ..."
"the flute music made it easy
to resist the non laughter ?"
"yes ..."
lip sync concert / video etc. ...
who is really behind the flute ...?
"you mean
we not in control ...?"
-
:)
"the flute is real"
if
just if
one to lip sync flute small lounge concert video
with old man jack
pretending drum
etc.
and you bring friends who half not knowing
and try to convince them chu a real flute flute sensation"
"yes ..."
"because
you are real ..."
"wow ...
so romantic ..."
and the music is real ...
"it feels real ..."
"so ...
a classic tribute this evening
the 70's
please welcome
maestro concerto flute master
chu ..."
"the flute player's flute career began at a small cheap cafe at zhong xiao ...
known to the world outside of flute culture
for the traditional flute enthusiasts
honor and respect is another word for the art of the ancient flute ..."
"thank you ...
thank you ...
you all make
us laugh ..."
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"YOU'RE BACK …"
“si … senorita …”
the two sisters hug
"flute music springs like a spring from back ground
flute masters standing on stage
in support role ..."
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kitaro ...
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TALES FROM THE WORLD OF JOY
CHEWEY’S VISIT TO THE LAND OF THE ANCIENT ONES
"a simple shift of perception can change everything"
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"so you want to play with fong chi ?"
starring as
"are you ready for ...
laughing out loud ...?
because once you laugh ..."
- voice
"señorita ...
oye te ves mas joven ... !"
fong chi finals
"i knew you were ...
you were gonna laugh out loud ..."
starring as
dominiques
long and hard and/or soft and easy
"baby do you dare to play fong chi ?
because i am coming after you like a fong chi beast ..."
- Kokopelli
ah ...
soft and easy ...
ah ... senorita ...
round 3
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SEVEN ROUNDS
TEAM COMPETITION
EACH ROUND
TWO MINUTES
EACH TEAM ROTATE TURNS
TO MAKE OTHER TEAMS LAUGH
HALF LAUGH LOSE A POINT
FAKE LAUGHS GETS A POINT
FULL LAUGH 2 POINTS
LOUD LAUGH 3 POINTER
THE REFS DECIDES WHICH IS WHICH
(this a trailer)
THE GAME STARTS
WITH MS T
YOUR GUIDE AND FONG CHI FRIEND
SHE POURS YOU CUP OF COFFEE
TO SIGNAL THE START
YOU CAN GET A FREE LAUGH PASS FROM HER
HER FANS GET TWO
movie stars ...
あなたは土曜夜のLIVEのフェリシティ・ジョーンズを見ています...
ああ...あなたは私が8世紀の天国を知っているように見えます...
Anata wa doyō yoru no raivu no ferishiti jōnzu o mite imasu...
Ā... Anata wa watashi ga 8 seiki no tengoku o shitte iru yō ni miemasu...
"please welcome a real translator ...
felicia jones ..."
fong chi fans
rise to cheer ...!
trumpis chief clown
strategist
"thank you ...
thank you ...
you make me all laugh ..."
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"
BONTSAI ! BONTSAI !
"TO STAY IN THE GAME
I JUST BECAME A TAYLOR SWIFT FAN"
thank you ms t ...
"taylor swift-do wa
outstanding des ..."
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#4
NFL
fong chi
"i am a fong chi grandmaster ...!"
"wow ..."
fans all cheer
" i can easily make you laugh ..."
"and you can't make me laugh ..."
cedrick jones
five star all pro
mr offense and defense
without him
the team be ms offense/defense
quality, quantity and professionalism
three times nfl fong chi all pro
represents the nfl fong chi association
"dontori poe ...?!
never heard ..."
"well then , have you heard of comedian cedrick jones ...?"
"you ...
comedian cedrick jones ...?!
i don't believe it ..."
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a kung fu magical world
tale from
a kind monk
saved old witch
to repay debt
she puts him into sleep
and carry him to dark cave
does same for beautiful princess
they together
for hour
yet they not allowed to reveal
who ...
they fell deeply in love
then the witch disappeared ...
also passed on her magical kung fu powers to the young monk
who grew up in a temple
orphaned at young age
the princess holds audition for her husband
top kung fu master
in this competition
the king will offer beautiful daughter and heir to his throne
make the story short
monk was there to help his brother against other kung fu masters
but when she saw him ...
and heard the voice ...
she knew she found the one who got away ...
"calvin harris ...?!"
"do i look like calvin harris to you ?"
"he asked me what my name is ..."
"who are you ...?"
madame voltaire ...
snow leopard and/or compassion
as outer
it looking to survive
as inner
the spiritual king
maybe that night
it was the lion following
not to ...
but to protect against the darkness
"they are very smart
this one knows you ..."
- ivars whitehorse
ONCE IN HIGH SCHOOL
I WAS READING A BOOK TITLED "WOW ... SO ROMANTIC" AND SHEILA ASKED ...
"WHAT YOU READING ...?"
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