Airball 

(3)(i)

2016 

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if nab and nfl players

suddenly enter a parallel dimension

where they become 100 pounds and and/or a foot shorter

college freshman year

playing in a 5'10" under

league in seattle

Chewpi U

 

dwight howard be

5'10"

170 pounds

NBA

Fong Chi

"Dwight Ho from the morning native american history class ?"

i am what you'll look like

in chewpiland

5'8" and 160 pounds

help us out on the boards sheila ...

Rerun Jone

 

5'10 250 pounds

The Wizard's center

William Chapman

5'10" 220 pounds

The Software Engineers' center

Mr Lin

 

5'10" 280 pounds

The Airball center

little basketball skill

they bring him in to set screens

and/or send the outstanding shaq ...

 

to free throw line

silence inside chewpi arena

as 5'10" 230 pound  

readies 

mr lin speaks ...

and airball fans 

standing in front

all standing elevating arms and/or speaking along /listening attentively ...

shaq calls 

time out ...

"mr lin just fouled out

 

and the baby shaqs of LSU

down to one time out ..."

"yes

 

but who gonna stop

 

the big man now ?"

the fake poop hero

a royalty within the yup yup yup kingdom

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the fake poop hero 

 guards

the queen bee

"this not an english translation of a song by chu

 

but chu can create a taiwan translation ..."

"I had to call a fong chi timeout"

 

yes, take a break ...

we still have two timeouts left

the loyal ministeress  yup yup yup kingdom

and level 7 of fong chi pagoda 

few has passed on first try

the last who did

was ms engerbothom

ms engerbothom 

the granddaughter of business tycoon

 

henry j engerbothom

 

 and

the girlfriend of william chapman ?

she is beautiful ..

"yes ..."

"i love you

ms engerbothom ..."

wow ... so romantic ...

"i was lucky to call time before laughing ..."

"one time out left ..."

"yea, i better seek fong chi advisor for fong chi tips ..."

"if you can't even not laugh through half of song

maybe you are over estimating your own fong chi

 

by calling yourself a fong chi master "

- fong chi advisor

#2

內江湖

pg - 13

a nickel is engaging and dividing dime

when it should evade

the dime is evading ...

when dime should be dividing the 

how to use the ancient strategy as defense ?

the siege went largely unoticed

as the port buxin captain

and guards all ran away

when ship arrived

zhong xiao and staff

were ready to re direct the supply

with the long siege and within harsh winter

the buxin lord send forth

supply ships

along the route

the ships dock 

for fueling

little they knew

the buxin fortress

taken over by zhong ciao

night before

led by liu wu

with the sharing of supply

 

the villagers begin to train / defend themselves

these are good armors

- ms t

TWO VERSIONS OF THE LEGENDARY KUNG FU NOVEL

DIFFERENT ACTORS/DIRECTORS

ONE MADE BY ASIAN PRODUCTION

E.G.

ZHONG XIAO

1975

ONE HERE

E.G.

 

WRITER/CO-PRODUCER

THEN SYNERGIES IT INTO ONE PRODUCTION

WE NOT LOOKING TO BUILD A POND

BUT A RIVER AS WIDE/LONG AS COLUMBIA

WHETHER CHINA MARKET WILL ACCEPT SCRIPT

IS SOMETHING EITHER

CHINA AND/OR TRUMP CAN HELP US WITH

FUTURE TO PAST

THIS WILL EXTEND INTO 

NEXT CENTURY

PAST TO FUTURE

IT TIME FOR CHINA MOVIES TO GO INTERNATIONAL

AND IF YOU OUTSTANDING MR XI AND WIFE

YOU AND WIFE ALREADY PART OF CHEWPILAND

FRIENDS DON'T DIVIDE FRIENDS

HONOR AND RESPECT

:)

RESPECT TRUMP INSIDE

HE WILL RESPECT YOU INSIDE

VICE VERSA

NO NEED TO PLAY GAMES WITH HIM

HE ON THE PURPLE LEVEL

TOOK ME AWHILE TO FIGURE OUT

WHY I WANT TO JUST WORK FOR IT AND GET PAID WELL

AND NOT TAKE ANYTHING PERSONAL

SO THE CHEWPILAND FOUNDATION

IS READY TO RECEIVE

THE WRITER IS READY TO PROMOTE

FONG CHI

THE MOST ASSIMILATED CHEWPI TEENAGER AWARD

"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO RECEIVE THE AWARD ?

"I FEEL I HAVE REACHED THE PINNACLE OF WHAT A CONVENTIONAL TEENAGER TODAY SHOULD WALK AND TALK ..."

- MISU MOTOSHOJU

THE MOST ASSIMILATED CHEWPI ADULT AWARD

"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO RECEIVE THE AWARD ?

"I FEEL I HAVE REACHED THE PINNACLE OF WHAT A CONVENTIONAL ADULT  TODAY SHOULD WALK AND TALK ..."

- WILLIAM CHAPMAN

I AM  THE MOST CONVENTIONAL  SOFTWARE ENGINEER YOU WILL FIND 

WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME

THIS FRIDAY EVENING

MS ENGERBOTHOM ...?"

"had you gone out on the date

 

that would be level 8"

"i am ready for level 8 ..."

-

 

"you are asking her

and not me out ?

william  ?

 

am i not conventional enough ...?"

- sheila

looking all jealous

tears of romance

"oh sheila

you are most conventional to my heart ...

 

will you also join us  this friday evening at the  conventional people gathering ?"

tears of romance

"i am so conventional ... there's no one more conventional ..."

"YOU CAN'T WIN THREE AWARDS FOR NOT BEING CONVENTIONAL ..."

- three times ms conventionality award jr recipient

"i only know WHO I AM ...

AND I AM conventional

because I AM WHO I AM ..."

 

mr conventionality jr.

Chewpi U

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"A latte (/ˈlɑːteɪ/ or /ˈlæteɪ/)[1][2] is a coffee drink made with espresso and steamed milk...

... According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term caffè latte was first used in English in 1867 by William Dean Howells in his essay "Italian Journeys".[3] Kenneth David maintains that "...breakfast drinks of this kind have existed in Europe for generations, but the (commercial) caffè version of this drink is an American invention".[4] The French term café au lait was used in cafés in several countries in western continental Europe from 1900 onwards, while the French themselves started using the term café crème for coffee with milk or cream."

- Wikipedia

"...breakfast drinks of this kind have existed in Europe for generations, but the (commercial) caffè version of this drink is an American invention"

1850 b.c.

zhong xiao

greek mythology morning gathering

the story teller

"there a time...

latte not latte

it no soul

the locals prayed to the greek goddess of latte

"please please help us ...

 

and/or

 

 you look younger !"

it so sincere

th greek goddess was touched

tear fell from sky

a drop into a cup of lattee "

and that, according the chewpi news

was how the L within the latte began ...

chewpi travels

once met writer of this song

she really funny

"we make a video first

and then you write a song ?"

"and vice versa ..."

"you want me to

write a song ...?"

"yea, and my sisters and i will do a video ..."

chu and classmates bow with honor and respect

1973

zhong xiao

first grade

first week

chu

picked class leader

during

enforced 30 minute nap

when teacher returned

five minutes

the entire class room screaming and playing

with chu leading the way

it the last time

chu

picked as leader"

"Yes ..."

1850 b.c.

 

aka

the de-yup king

(self named)

three times

fong chi all pro

(self selected)

 fong chi grandmaster

(not certified)

 

"classmate kung fu / fong chi  master

zhu tai ming !

he makes peace sign and screams zhu tai ming ! at you ...

you may receive good fortune ..."

"fong chi sorceress

zhu li wen ...

if she make peace sign and screams

 

 

zhu li wen ...

 

 

 

the four and/or seven beauties of the east/west

 

 

may visit your dreams"

 

 

 

in the world of software engineers comedy

the engineers must first agree among themselves that their standard of humor is real

the software engineer comedy 's tide turned 

according to software engineer comedy historian

 

when

frank chu

elected new software comedy chairman

"frank chu will elevate our standard of humor and make it respected among our comedy peers  ..."

- rodney pe

software engineer

cupertino

"Next time i make someone laugh and it not a software engineer

i will thank frank chu"

"i thanked frank chu first before telling her my jokes ..."

- william chapman

an engineer software contrarian

The Legendary Kung Fu Novel

pg - 13

tacoma

oakland motel

1977

a kind hippie lady

she and her

 sisters 

brings gifts

to abugee

The Legendary Kung Fu Novel

pg - 13

norway

noble prize ceremony

as abugee

receives the award on behalf

at very back

a lady

looks even younger ...

same dress

walks past

she smiles at jim chu  ...

Chewpi U

pg - 13

12-25-16

there is only present

reflection/projection

emptiness

 

if we to talk to 2015/2006/1916

if we to talk to 2017/2026/2126

what we say to help us ?

how can we make a difference

 

this present day ?

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 " those were the days

..."

rodney ...?

hello sheila ...

"another love note from ms engerbothom ..."

pause

"wow ... i admire her strength and integrity of character too ..."

- william chapman

the classmates smile and nod

"looks like bizarre love triangles ..."

"wow ...so romantic ..."

the idea is 

future airballs

e.g. airball 20

can link into/from

 

airball 3

to/from

 

airball 1

 

in a helpful and useful way

in the timeless  present 

 

"If at home

can't get lost ..."

 

same background

 

ten one million dollar lotto winners

nine took the benefit

the one who knew compression

chose to under receive

for no reason

after few years

seven returns to original ground 

one got richer and

one stay same

the one who compressed

possess same

 

on the outer

as the magnificent seven

aging and compassion

"tell everyone

"hey you look younger !"

after enough times

it no matter if ...

but you'll feel younger

and saying it once

to anyone

equals half their day"

- ms engerbothom

it originated with all of us here in 21st century

The outstanding Dave "Barry has defined a sense of humor as "a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge."

- Wikipedia

The outstanding Henry J. Engerbotham has defined a sense of Fong Chi  as "a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge. Not laughing is how we express the anxiety of Fong Chi "

- Chewpi News 2016

Chewpi U

pg - 13

"you are a fong chi comedian  ..."

"in the reverse world where i am from ...

i am a respected female movie star ...!"

"wow ... we believe it ..."

airball fong chi fans  show respect

THE HIDDEN OPTION

WOULD YOU RATHER 

BUY IT AS IS

AND/OR

EDITED ...?

EXCEPT FINAL PAGES

AND A FEW SILLY 

WE SHARED EVERYTHING

YET THERE IS SOMETHING

TO ARRANGEMENT

MAYBE

WE WILL ATTRACT A PUBLISHER

WILLING TO PVF

WITH US 

SELF GENERATING A SMALL FUND TO STRENGTHEN THE CAMP FIRE ...

IT THE CORE IDEA

THE FLOW

DURING WRITING OF THIS

SOMETHING NEW

AND REFRESHING

READS DIFFERENT EVERY TIME

AND ONCE YOU READ IT

WILL UNDERSTAND WHY ONE WAITED THIS LONG

IF THE SYNERGY OF IDEAS CAN START

A FLAME

THEN

IT HAS POTENTIAL

LPVF promotions

 

we know how to promote and attract attention to the hidden option

but not know how to position the hidden option in the 21st century market"

- loretta chow

marketing manager

"everyone understand it

but no one wants to explain nor take credit for it"

- Hidden Rinpoche

"

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CHEWPILAND PUBLISHING

 

 

 

THAT THE SYMBOL

FOR

CHEWPILAND PUBLISHINGS

THE HIDDEN OPTION / THE REVERSE I CHING

THE ETERNAL FIRE

 

 

 

EXPANDING / COMPRESSING

CONSTANT

CHEWPILAND VIDEO

CHEWPILAND FOUNDATION

SELF GENERATING FROM WITHIN

WRITER DIRECTS THE FLOW

YET REMAINS IMPERSONAL

FOR THE PERSONAL

WRITER CAN WORK FOR THE TRINARY NETWORK

GIVE PERSONAL AN INCENTIVE

TO EARN HIS BURRITOS

THE FONG CHI JET

INSIDE THE FONG CHI STRATEGY ROOM

THE FONG CHI STAFF DISCUSS

POTENTIAL NAME BRAND SUITS FOR

MR CHU'S ATTIRE

DURING THE UPCOMING 

FONG CHI CONFERENCE

PRESENTED BY

NOBLE AWARD WINNER

THE DUOHEYTEE

THINK TANK

"WE WANT TO LOOK ROYAL ..."

 

"YES, WITH A DIFFERENT KIND OF JAZZ ..."

THE LEGENDARY KUNG FU NOVEL

PG - 13

chewpiland

ZHONG XIAO

“if the inner world is dream like ...

​the outer world but a reflection"

​- wang zu koo

taoist 

A KID WOKE FROM NAP

ANOTHER DREAM

JUST HAD

OF A WORLD WHERE

"...  WE WERE ... RIDING ON  A JET  IN AMERICA "

ENTERTAINED BY MUSICIANS ETC ETC.

AND ...

"EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO NOT LAUGH FOR SOME REASON"

BUT NO ONE BELIEVED SUCH STORY

AND ALL STARTED LAUGHING

MEANWHILE

 

on planet earth

 

 

if you ask

"where you from ...?"

and they tell you

"near the north pole ..."

that because

the chewpi elite team

first stop / gateway 

was through the portal of northern alaska village ...

the bear lady

THEIR NEXT VISIT ...

LAKE WASHINGTON OFFICE

SEATTLE

TO RECEIVE THEIR ASSIGNED TASK

JUNE 3, 2014

AM

"WE REPRESENT OUR CLIENTS

THEY HAVE INSTRUCTED OUR OFFICE TO GUIDE YOU ...

 

THE ENCLOSED ENVELOPE ... "

-  ATTORNEY 

JACK KIM

WHEN DUST SETTLES

NOTHING CHANGES

- ECUDORA MIGUEL

THERE A PART TWO

TO THE DAY

BUT IT NEED NOT BE THAT DAY

NOR THAT PLACE

airball flag football team

pg - 13

dark world

vs.

"They have the astronaut

we have kenny the jet

If they line up nose tackle

What Is Your Name ...

We counter with our center

Shaq ..."

"Yes ..."

- TNT team

"Before opponent can believe in victory

they must have first conquered your inner circle

 

How to strengthen the inner defense ?"

- The Hidden Option

"YOU GOOD ..."

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND TAIWANESE ..."

 

 

CHEWPILAND

 

 

THE CANYON OF THE STRANGE

 

怪人谷

pg - 13

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"the poop princess witches 

ms poopi and ms poopui

disciples of the poop hero

one can cast spell to turn food into poop

 

her twin

can cast spell to turn poop into sumptuous food"

"the fake poop hero

has the power

to turn poop

into gold

 

for 24 hours ...

so you no wanna mess

with the poop clan"

"The difference between two circles linked

going opposite directions

and 

the middle circle

is an inner movement"

- Notes 2004

The poop hero said

 

"If chiang's fart can only smell good

then all fart can only smell good

so if the original premise is over valued

the truth may sound reverse"

- ms poopi  

 

yes, poop hero also said

 

"during japanese colonial time

taiwanese had to chant bonsai ! bonsai !

to honor the dictators ..."

 

 

 

"GO TOO FAR WEST ..."

123 ...

321 ...

THE POINT WHERE 1 BECOME 1.1

AND/OR  3 ...  2.9

"WHY ARE DIRECTIONS

 EMPTY ?"

- TAOIST KOAN

BONSAI PLANTS ARE KNOWN

TO ATTRACT OPULENCE 

I

JAPAN / TAIWAN

USA

"IN THE SPLIT BETWEEN 

A GAP OPENED

CANYON OF THE STRANGE

AND WHEN  CROSSING

COMPLETE 

THEY KNEW THEN

 

IT WAS TO BE A DIFFERENT WORLD ..."

:)