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Airball
(3)(i)
2016
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if nab and nfl players
suddenly enter a parallel dimension
where they become 100 pounds and and/or a foot shorter
college freshman year
playing in a 5'10" under
league in seattle
Chewpi U
dwight howard be
5'10"
170 pounds
NBA
Fong Chi
"Dwight Ho from the morning native american history class ?"
i am what you'll look like
in chewpiland
5'8" and 160 pounds
help us out on the boards sheila ...
Rerun Jone
5'10 250 pounds
The Wizard's center
William Chapman
5'10" 220 pounds
The Software Engineers' center
Mr Lin
5'10" 280 pounds
The Airball center
little basketball skill
they bring him in to set screens
and/or send the outstanding shaq ...
to free throw line
silence inside chewpi arena
as 5'10" 230 pound
readies
mr lin speaks ...
and airball fans
standing in front
all standing elevating arms and/or speaking along /listening attentively ...
shaq calls
time out ...
"mr lin just fouled out
and the baby shaqs of LSU
down to one time out ..."
"yes
but who gonna stop
the big man now ?"
the fake poop hero
a royalty within the yup yup yup kingdom
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the fake poop hero
guards
the queen bee
"this not an english translation of a song by chu
but chu can create a taiwan translation ..."
"I had to call a fong chi timeout"
yes, take a break ...
we still have two timeouts left
the loyal ministeress yup yup yup kingdom
and level 7 of fong chi pagoda
few has passed on first try
the last who did
was ms engerbothom
ms engerbothom
the granddaughter of business tycoon
henry j engerbothom
and
the girlfriend of william chapman ?
she is beautiful ..
"yes ..."
"i love you
ms engerbothom ..."
wow ... so romantic ...
"i was lucky to call time before laughing ..."
"one time out left ..."
"yea, i better seek fong chi advisor for fong chi tips ..."
"if you can't even not laugh through half of song
maybe you are over estimating your own fong chi
by calling yourself a fong chi master "
- fong chi advisor
#2
內江湖
pg - 13
a nickel is engaging and dividing dime
when it should evade
the dime is evading ...
when dime should be dividing the
how to use the ancient strategy as defense ?
the siege went largely unoticed
as the port buxin captain
and guards all ran away
when ship arrived
zhong xiao and staff
were ready to re direct the supply
with the long siege and within harsh winter
the buxin lord send forth
supply ships
along the route
the ships dock
for fueling
little they knew
the buxin fortress
taken over by zhong ciao
night before
led by liu wu
with the sharing of supply
the villagers begin to train / defend themselves
these are good armors
- ms t
TWO VERSIONS OF THE LEGENDARY KUNG FU NOVEL
DIFFERENT ACTORS/DIRECTORS
ONE MADE BY ASIAN PRODUCTION
E.G.
ZHONG XIAO
1975
ONE HERE
E.G.
WRITER/CO-PRODUCER
THEN SYNERGIES IT INTO ONE PRODUCTION
WE NOT LOOKING TO BUILD A POND
BUT A RIVER AS WIDE/LONG AS COLUMBIA
WHETHER CHINA MARKET WILL ACCEPT SCRIPT
IS SOMETHING EITHER
CHINA AND/OR TRUMP CAN HELP US WITH
FUTURE TO PAST
THIS WILL EXTEND INTO
NEXT CENTURY
PAST TO FUTURE
IT TIME FOR CHINA MOVIES TO GO INTERNATIONAL
AND IF YOU OUTSTANDING MR XI AND WIFE
YOU AND WIFE ALREADY PART OF CHEWPILAND
FRIENDS DON'T DIVIDE FRIENDS
HONOR AND RESPECT
:)
RESPECT TRUMP INSIDE
HE WILL RESPECT YOU INSIDE
VICE VERSA
NO NEED TO PLAY GAMES WITH HIM
HE ON THE PURPLE LEVEL
TOOK ME AWHILE TO FIGURE OUT
WHY I WANT TO JUST WORK FOR IT AND GET PAID WELL
AND NOT TAKE ANYTHING PERSONAL
SO THE CHEWPILAND FOUNDATION
IS READY TO RECEIVE
THE WRITER IS READY TO PROMOTE
FONG CHI
THE MOST ASSIMILATED CHEWPI TEENAGER AWARD
"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO RECEIVE THE AWARD ?
"I FEEL I HAVE REACHED THE PINNACLE OF WHAT A CONVENTIONAL TEENAGER TODAY SHOULD WALK AND TALK ..."
- MISU MOTOSHOJU
THE MOST ASSIMILATED CHEWPI ADULT AWARD
"HOW DOES IT FEEL TO RECEIVE THE AWARD ?
"I FEEL I HAVE REACHED THE PINNACLE OF WHAT A CONVENTIONAL ADULT TODAY SHOULD WALK AND TALK ..."
- WILLIAM CHAPMAN
I AM THE MOST CONVENTIONAL SOFTWARE ENGINEER YOU WILL FIND
WOULD YOU GO OUT WITH ME
THIS FRIDAY EVENING
MS ENGERBOTHOM ...?"
"had you gone out on the date
that would be level 8"
"i am ready for level 8 ..."
-
"you are asking her
and not me out ?
william ?
am i not conventional enough ...?"
- sheila
looking all jealous
tears of romance
"oh sheila
you are most conventional to my heart ...
will you also join us this friday evening at the conventional people gathering ?"
tears of romance
"i am so conventional ... there's no one more conventional ..."
"YOU CAN'T WIN THREE AWARDS FOR NOT BEING CONVENTIONAL ..."
- three times ms conventionality award jr recipient
"i only know WHO I AM ...
AND I AM conventional
because I AM WHO I AM ..."
mr conventionality jr.
Chewpi U
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"A latte (/ˈlɑːteɪ/ or /ˈlæteɪ/)[1][2] is a coffee drink made with espresso and steamed milk...
... According to the Oxford English Dictionary, the term caffè latte was first used in English in 1867 by William Dean Howells in his essay "Italian Journeys".[3] Kenneth David maintains that "...breakfast drinks of this kind have existed in Europe for generations, but the (commercial) caffè version of this drink is an American invention".[4] The French term café au lait was used in cafés in several countries in western continental Europe from 1900 onwards, while the French themselves started using the term café crème for coffee with milk or cream."
- Wikipedia
"...breakfast drinks of this kind have existed in Europe for generations, but the (commercial) caffè version of this drink is an American invention"
1850 b.c.
zhong xiao
greek mythology morning gathering
the story teller
"there a time...
latte not latte
it no soul
the locals prayed to the greek goddess of latte
"please please help us ...
and/or
you look younger !"
it so sincere
th greek goddess was touched
tear fell from sky
a drop into a cup of lattee "
and that, according the chewpi news
was how the L within the latte began ...
chewpi travels
once met writer of this song
she really funny
"we make a video first
and then you write a song ?"
"and vice versa ..."
"you want me to
write a song ...?"
"yea, and my sisters and i will do a video ..."
chu and classmates bow with honor and respect
1973
zhong xiao
first grade
first week
chu
picked class leader
during
enforced 30 minute nap
when teacher returned
five minutes
the entire class room screaming and playing
with chu leading the way
it the last time
chu
picked as leader"
"Yes ..."
1850 b.c.
aka
the de-yup king
(self named)
three times
fong chi all pro
(self selected)
fong chi grandmaster
(not certified)
"classmate kung fu / fong chi master
zhu tai ming !
he makes peace sign and screams zhu tai ming ! at you ...
you may receive good fortune ..."
"fong chi sorceress
zhu li wen ...
if she make peace sign and screams
zhu li wen ...
the four and/or seven beauties of the east/west
may visit your dreams"
in the world of software engineers comedy
the engineers must first agree among themselves that their standard of humor is real
the software engineer comedy 's tide turned
according to software engineer comedy historian
when
frank chu
elected new software comedy chairman
"frank chu will elevate our standard of humor and make it respected among our comedy peers ..."
- rodney pe
software engineer
cupertino
"Next time i make someone laugh and it not a software engineer
i will thank frank chu"
-
"i thanked frank chu first before telling her my jokes ..."
- william chapman
an engineer software contrarian
The Legendary Kung Fu Novel
pg - 13
tacoma
oakland motel
1977
a kind hippie lady
she and her
sisters
brings gifts
to abugee
The Legendary Kung Fu Novel
pg - 13
norway
noble prize ceremony
as abugee
receives the award on behalf
at very back
a lady
looks even younger ...
same dress
walks past
she smiles at jim chu ...
Chewpi U
pg - 13
12-25-16
there is only present
reflection/projection
emptiness
if we to talk to 2015/2006/1916
if we to talk to 2017/2026/2126
what we say to help us ?
how can we make a difference
this present day ?
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" those were the days
..."
rodney ...?
hello sheila ...
"another love note from ms engerbothom ..."
pause
"wow ... i admire her strength and integrity of character too ..."
- william chapman
the classmates smile and nod
"looks like bizarre love triangles ..."
"wow ...so romantic ..."
the idea is
future airballs
e.g. airball 20
can link into/from
airball 3
to/from
airball 1
in a helpful and useful way
in the timeless present
"If at home
can't get lost ..."
same background
ten one million dollar lotto winners
nine took the benefit
the one who knew compression
chose to under receive
for no reason
after few years
seven returns to original ground
one got richer and
one stay same
the one who compressed
possess same
on the outer
as the magnificent seven
aging and compassion
"tell everyone
"hey you look younger !"
after enough times
it no matter if ...
but you'll feel younger
and saying it once
to anyone
equals half their day"
- ms engerbothom
it originated with all of us here in 21st century
The outstanding Dave "Barry has defined a sense of humor as "a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge."
- Wikipedia
The outstanding Henry J. Engerbotham has defined a sense of Fong Chi as "a measurement of the extent to which we realize that we are trapped in a world almost totally devoid of reason. Laughter is how we express the anxiety we feel at this knowledge. Not laughing is how we express the anxiety of Fong Chi "
- Chewpi News 2016
Chewpi U
pg - 13
"you are a fong chi comedian ..."
"in the reverse world where i am from ...
i am a respected female movie star ...!"
"wow ... we believe it ..."
airball fong chi fans show respect
THE HIDDEN OPTION
WOULD YOU RATHER
BUY IT AS IS
AND/OR
EDITED ...?
EXCEPT FINAL PAGES
AND A FEW SILLY
WE SHARED EVERYTHING
YET THERE IS SOMETHING
TO ARRANGEMENT
MAYBE
WE WILL ATTRACT A PUBLISHER
WILLING TO PVF
WITH US
SELF GENERATING A SMALL FUND TO STRENGTHEN THE CAMP FIRE ...
IT THE CORE IDEA
THE FLOW
DURING WRITING OF THIS
SOMETHING NEW
AND REFRESHING
READS DIFFERENT EVERY TIME
AND ONCE YOU READ IT
WILL UNDERSTAND WHY ONE WAITED THIS LONG
IF THE SYNERGY OF IDEAS CAN START
A FLAME
THEN
IT HAS POTENTIAL
LPVF promotions
we know how to promote and attract attention to the hidden option
but not know how to position the hidden option in the 21st century market"
- loretta chow
marketing manager
"everyone understand it
but no one wants to explain nor take credit for it"
- Hidden Rinpoche
"
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CHEWPILAND PUBLISHING
THAT THE SYMBOL
FOR
CHEWPILAND PUBLISHINGS
THE HIDDEN OPTION / THE REVERSE I CHING
THE ETERNAL FIRE
EXPANDING / COMPRESSING
CONSTANT
CHEWPILAND VIDEO
CHEWPILAND FOUNDATION
SELF GENERATING FROM WITHIN
WRITER DIRECTS THE FLOW
YET REMAINS IMPERSONAL
FOR THE PERSONAL
WRITER CAN WORK FOR THE TRINARY NETWORK
GIVE PERSONAL AN INCENTIVE
TO EARN HIS BURRITOS
THE FONG CHI JET
INSIDE THE FONG CHI STRATEGY ROOM
THE FONG CHI STAFF DISCUSS
POTENTIAL NAME BRAND SUITS FOR
MR CHU'S ATTIRE
DURING THE UPCOMING
FONG CHI CONFERENCE
PRESENTED BY
NOBLE AWARD WINNER
THE DUOHEYTEE
THINK TANK
"WE WANT TO LOOK ROYAL ..."
"YES, WITH A DIFFERENT KIND OF JAZZ ..."
THE LEGENDARY KUNG FU NOVEL
PG - 13
chewpiland
ZHONG XIAO
“if the inner world is dream like ...
the outer world but a reflection"
- wang zu koo
taoist
A KID WOKE FROM NAP
ANOTHER DREAM
JUST HAD
OF A WORLD WHERE
"... WE WERE ... RIDING ON A JET IN AMERICA "
ENTERTAINED BY MUSICIANS ETC ETC.
AND ...
"EVERYONE WAS TRYING TO NOT LAUGH FOR SOME REASON"
BUT NO ONE BELIEVED SUCH STORY
AND ALL STARTED LAUGHING
MEANWHILE
on planet earth
if you ask
"where you from ...?"
and they tell you
"near the north pole ..."
that because
the chewpi elite team
first stop / gateway
was through the portal of northern alaska village ...
the bear lady
THEIR NEXT VISIT ...
LAKE WASHINGTON OFFICE
SEATTLE
TO RECEIVE THEIR ASSIGNED TASK
JUNE 3, 2014
AM
"WE REPRESENT OUR CLIENTS
THEY HAVE INSTRUCTED OUR OFFICE TO GUIDE YOU ...
THE ENCLOSED ENVELOPE ... "
- ATTORNEY
JACK KIM
WHEN DUST SETTLES
NOTHING CHANGES
- ECUDORA MIGUEL
THERE A PART TWO
TO THE DAY
BUT IT NEED NOT BE THAT DAY
NOR THAT PLACE
airball flag football team
pg - 13
dark world
vs.
"They have the astronaut
we have kenny the jet
If they line up nose tackle
What Is Your Name ...
We counter with our center
Shaq ..."
"Yes ..."
- TNT team
"Before opponent can believe in victory
they must have first conquered your inner circle
How to strengthen the inner defense ?"
- The Hidden Option
"YOU GOOD ..."
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND TAIWANESE ..."
CHEWPILAND
THE CANYON OF THE STRANGE
怪人谷
pg - 13
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"the poop princess witches
ms poopi and ms poopui
disciples of the poop hero
one can cast spell to turn food into poop
her twin
can cast spell to turn poop into sumptuous food"
"the fake poop hero
has the power
to turn poop
into gold
for 24 hours ...
so you no wanna mess
with the poop clan"
"The difference between two circles linked
going opposite directions
and
the middle circle
is an inner movement"
- Notes 2004
The poop hero said
"If chiang's fart can only smell good
then all fart can only smell good
so if the original premise is over valued
the truth may sound reverse"
- ms poopi
yes, poop hero also said
"during japanese colonial time
taiwanese had to chant bonsai ! bonsai !
to honor the dictators ..."
"GO TOO FAR WEST ..."
123 ...
321 ...
THE POINT WHERE 1 BECOME 1.1
AND/OR 3 ... 2.9
"WHY ARE DIRECTIONS
EMPTY ?"
- TAOIST KOAN
BONSAI PLANTS ARE KNOWN
TO ATTRACT OPULENCE
I
JAPAN / TAIWAN
USA
"IN THE SPLIT BETWEEN
A GAP OPENED
CANYON OF THE STRANGE
AND WHEN CROSSING
COMPLETE
THEY KNEW THEN
IT WAS TO BE A DIFFERENT WORLD ..."
-
:)
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