FONG CHI

SOUTHEAST FINALS

TEAM #1

(b)

HUMBLE FONG CHI MASTERS

"IF WE CANNOT DEFEAT YOU IN FONG CHI THEN

WE CANNOT DEFEAT YOU IN FONG CHI NOW"

- TEAM PROPAGANDA

DESIGNED TO LOWER OPPONENT EXPECTATION

AND ELEVATE THEIR CHANCE OF LAUGHING

STARRING AS

"NOW I AM ONLY 20% OLDER THAN YOU !"

- JJ WALKER

LEVEL 1 FONG CHI

"THANKS, I FEEL YOUNGER ! HA HA HA "

- LEVEL 1 FONG CHI

TEAM

(1)

(B)

LESS CHUBBIER

LIVE UNDER YOUR MEANS

HUMBLE STRENGTH

ELEVATE WEAKNESS

"IF YOU WANT TO LOOK SKINNIER

YOU MAY ALSO WANT TO FEEL SKINNIER

BY SETTING THE NEW UNIVERSAL WEIGHT STANDARD

AT 50 POUNDS MORE

WE CAN ALL FEEL SKINNIER

HOW TO ELEVATE STANDARD

SO TO MAKE ONE TOO SKINNY INSIDE ?"

CANDIDATE #1

(YOUR PHOTO HERE)

"IF YOU MAKE ME THE NEW STANDARD BEARER

BOTH THE STANDARD BEARER AND YALL WILL FEEL SKINNIER AND YOUNGER ...!"

(c)

THE BIG THREE

"IT IS NOT FEELING YOUNGER AND SKINNIER THAT MATTERS , BUT WHETHER ONE ACTUALLY IS ; IF YOU MAKE ME THE NEW STANDARD BEARER, YOU WILL NOT ONLY FEEL SKINNIER AND YOUNGER ... "

"LOOK ... I AM TIRED OF NOT SO CHUBBY PEOPLE THINKING THEY ARE MORE CHUB THAN ME. BEFORE JENNY CRAIG, I MAKE ABEL NASH LOOK LIKE JJ WALKER IN HIS PRIME ! "

"I KNOW ..."

ABEL NASH

"ONE TIME I TOLD A JOKE SO SO BORING ...

NO ONE LAUGHED ...

UNTIL, THAT IS ..."

TEAM #2

THE MAGICAL MYSTERY DRUM STICKS

this story takes us

to 1983 ...

the attention is

on the set of drum sticks

held by phil bailey

it belonged to

an ancient lineage of clowns

and is said to have

magical qualities to

make people laugh

only if

held by an irish clown lineage holder

but this is 21st century

and phil is no clown

but a peace corp activist

and his beautiful and lovely wife -

shelley bailey

married phil for love

not for the drum sticks

the set of magical sticks

- gift from a 14th century traveling jester

but phil is retired

from comedy now

passing the lineage

to the next generation

IN TEAM COMPETITION

THE TOP RANKED TEAM

TEAM #3

THE HOPI CHICKEN CLOWNS

PG - 13

"IN THE CHICKEN WORLD

THEY LOOK/ACT LIKE US

BUT CALL THEMSELVES CHICKENS

AS SYMBOL OF RESPECT

E.G.

YES SIR = YES CHICKEN

BOSS / DIVA = TOP CHICKEN

JUST LIKE OUR WORLD :

HERE ,CLOWNS NOT TAKEN SERIOUS

BUT CHICKENS ARE ..."

BUT THE HOPI CHICKEN CLOWNS

THEY STILL DON'T TAKE TOO SERIOUSLY

THE CHICKENS

BECAUSE

"THE HOPIS ARE CLOWNS ..."

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