FONG CHI

NW FINALS

 

 

 

 

 

(1)

CHIEF CHEAP

 

“HEAVEN EARTH ENDURE FOREVER

BECAUSE THEY FROM UNBORN

 

TO LAST LONG SAGE

USE BEHIND TO FURTHER AHEAD 

LOSES THE INNER TO PRESERVE THE ESSENCE

 

WITHOUT THE PERSONAL

THE IMPERSONAL ACCOMPLISHES ITSELF”

 

- TAO TE CHING

 

 

 

ENGLISH

"LAUGHTER IS ONE’S BEST TEACHER

- NOT ONLY FROM THE SOUND ...

BUT THE SILENT WISDOM DISPENSED WHEN ONE IS LAUGHING ...

BUT WHO ...? BUT I ...  !

 CAN HOLD THEIR ATTENTION INSIDE

WHILE LAUGHING OUTSIDE ...?

WHO ...?  BUT I ! ... 

 CAN LAUGH INSIDE WHILE HOLDING THEIR ATTENTION OUTSIDE  ... ?"

- ARTHUR TU

UNCERTIFIED FONG CHI GRANDMASTER

WIPING AWAY TEARS

Spanish 

" La risa es el mejor profesor del UNO

- No sólo desde el SONIDO ...

Pero la sabiduría SILENT dispensada cuando uno está riendo ...

 

PERO QUIÉN ...? PERO YO ...  !

PUEDE mantener su atención INTERIOR

Mientras que ríe exterior ... ?

 

QUIEN ...? PERO YO ! ...

Puede reír interior, mientras que la celebración de su atención fuera ... ? "

 

- Mr Pablos

FONG no certificados CHI GRANDMASTER

Secándose las lágrimas

CHIEF CHEAP FANS RISE TO CHEER !

 

 

 

 

 

(2)

MASTER HU

"IF YOU WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER

10 YEARS FROM NOW

IT NOT MATTER IF YOU 26 AND/OR 62"

- MASTER HU

75 YEARS OLD

"MASTER HU ...?!"

"NOT YET,

BUT THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT ..."

"THAT WAS GREAT DEFENSE

NOT A FOUL

LEBRON GOT LUCKY WITH THE CALL ..."

"LOOK, I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE PICKING ON THE REFS ; THEY ARE DOING THE BEST THEY CAN AND EVEN THOUGH MAKE MISTAKES , JUST LIKE US ANNOUNCERS , SHOULD BE HONORED AND RESPECTED ..."

 

(3)

THE CHICKEN WORLD

TEAM

 

 

 

 

FONG CHI  NEWS

NEEDING OFFENSE ; IN A BLOCKSTER TRADE

FLYING CHICKENS SENT ITS TOP LINEMAN , DRAFT PICKS AND ...

TO 8TH AVE CHEERS FOR TABLE CHEN ...

 

 

(A)

THE FLYING CHICKENS

SCOUTING REPORT:

STRONG DEFENSE ; LITTLE OFFENSE

MOST HUMBLE CONTEST

"MY GIRLFRIEND GOT MARRIED

TO SOMEONE ELSE ..."

WITH PASSION

"OH YEA, MY  GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME

TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND ..."

- FLYING CHICKEN TEAMMATE  #2

WITH EMOTION

"OH YEA, MY  GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME

TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST SO SHE CAN MARRY SOMEONE ELSE ..."

- FLYING CHICKEN  TEAMMATE #3

"NO ... IT IS BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU TOO MUCH ..."

 - FLYING CHICKEN #4

FIGHTING BACK TEARS

"NO ... YOU ...!"

WIPING AWAY TEARS

"... WHY YOU CRYING   ... ?"

- COACH

Unknown Track - Unknown Artist
00:00 / 00:00

 

TEAM

(B)

THE 8TH AVE CHICKENS

SCOUTING REPORT :

STRONG OFFENSE ; LITTLE DEFENSE

THE

"THE HOPI DOUBTER CLOWN

LORETTA 

AND/OR THE NOT SO CHUBBY FRENCH"

STORY

 "IN THE CHICKEN WORLD

THEY LOOK/ACT LIKE US

BUT CALL THEMSELVES CHICKENS

AS SYMBOL OF RESPECT

e.g.

champion = Chicken

 JUST LIKE OUR WORLD :

HERE ,CLOWNS NOT TAKEN SERIOUS

BUT CHICKENS ARE"

 

- THE CHICKEN MATRIX

 

A VIRTUAL REALITY

RPG

ONLINE GAME

THE CHICKEN MATRIX

 

SCENE 

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LORETTA THE CHICKEN 

TO DIRECT THE FRENCH HIKER SCENE

THE HOPI DOUBTER CLOWNS

SENT BY CHIEF CHEAP 

TO MOTIVATE HER

AM

THEY TEXT HER

"HEY 

 YOU CAN'T DIRECT 

YOU TOO YOUNG !"

LORETTA WAKES UP

INSPIRED ...

"OH YEA !

I CAN DIRECT !

AND  I AM TOO YOUNG !"

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IN THE HEART OF

THE MOST FREQUENTED SIGHTING

OF SASQUATCH

AN OUTSTANDING GENTLE  NOT SO CHUBBY SEVEN FEET DUDE

IN YELLOW HIKES PAST 

"I THOUGHT YOU WERE BIG FOOT ...!"

AL TU WU JOKES

WITH PASSION

"BIG FOOT IS SKINNIER ..."

SMOOTH RESPONSE FROM THE GENTLEMAN

HEAVY FRENCH ACCENT

FRIENDLY SMILE

"OH ... THERE A RECENT SIGHTING OF BIG FOOT NEAR ...!"

AL'S GRANDMA

WITH SUSPENSE

POINTING UP THE TRAIL

THE FRENCH MAN

"BIG FOOT ...?!"

WITH EMOTION

"NO ... HE WAS JUST JOKING ...!"

WITH COMPASSION

KRISTIN WU TU SMILES

THE NOT SO CHUBBY FRENCH DUDE

LOOK OF RELIEF

"OH ... NO BIG FOOT ...?!"

 

(3)

"CUT ...!

 

WOW ... OUTSTANDING MY FRIENDS ! OUTSTANDING !"

- LORETTA THE CHICKEN 

WIPING AWAY TEARS OF EXCITEMENT

THE 8TH AVE CHICKENS  RISE TO CHEER 

"THANK YOU LORETTA THE CHICKEN  !"

the day will come

when there not enough fong chi scenes in reserve

for now

we have chewpiland 

so writer will keep adding as they come

thanks for the participation

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MR PABLOS

8th ave cheer

a gentle well reserved

elder hispanic american

work clearing tables

in the past

he would only smile

and say something in spanish

on TV

NBA finals

the Cavs just lost to Warriors

now down 3-1

"oh ... it is over lebron !"

 

- manager blurts out
 

it was then

the elder gentleman

his eye... taking on that king james look ...

spoke softly

 

yet with authority ...

"a champion rises where others fall my friend ..."

customers all look over

"but ... down 3-1 without home court advantage

the odds of coming back is over 200-1 !"

-customer 

the well reserved sage

yet speaks again in refined english

"you have to accept failure to get better 

a champion lebron is ... my friend ..."

the 8th ave chIckens 

bow with honor and respect

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

thank you my friend !