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Once met
outstanding former president
Obama
in 2004 at a
breakfast
first impression
that he was younger than writer
the legislative branch
is as independent from the executive branch
as a judge
is from the legislative influences
like donald ...
humble and down to earth
in person
"if the seat is empty
because a few senators from legislative side ...
if the seat is empty
because judiciary process ...
there a difference between the two"
- chewpi news legal analyst
"garland and gorsuch = same
independent and highly qualified
and of an independent judiciary
their intellect beyond most of the legislatures
and they talking to / at them like
they serving as waiters ..."
- chewpi news
political analyst
east coast fong chi team finals
laugh less donkeys team
vs.
team buffalo fong chi bitch
"there a spark in you ...
you just gotta ignite the light
and
let it laugh ...
just own the show
...
baby you a laugh away ...!"
the laugh less donckeys
chief clown
is the famous celebrity turn motivational comedian
professionally known as
"I Am Funny ..."
so if they ever
people who won't laugh ...
they send in
i am funny ...
"well ...
not yet ...
but you will laugh ...
because i am funny ..."
- i am funny
vs.
the trumps
trump think tank
write what comes
if this someone judging the score
it like beginning of trump campaign
what seems chaotic
he is winning
started out with a trump card
follow it up with ...
*
our relationship with the trumpis that of natural counter balance
they counter balance our fong chi masters
with theirs ...
"not the gop nor the democrats
but the third force which stepping up
is getting stronger
and trump is behind it
:)
he force the right to go left ; left to compromise to right
even if it seems other way
*
off camera probably one of easiest old man to get along
he kind of beyond race
definitely no facist
just a down to earth ordinary american who wants no bs
on women right and empowerment
no one is perfect and if learning and improving
future can also soften in response ...
but there has never been a president
who will allow women to speak up so openly and feel tolerated
maybe it a paradox
maybe trump and melania enlightened beings
i know she is ..."
chewpiu news
power of compassion
strong women natural counter balance to weak men
strong men and strong women counter balance weak men and women
we are lucky in america to have more strong women
that because we have more strong men
strong men sides with strong women
not weak men
that the america difference
strong people helping others become stronger
strong preventing weak from over reaching against each other
all need is a few role models
not the role models who continuing old role models
inner may become weaker relative to outer unreal standard
but the ones who figured out the code ...
e.g.
oprah
self earned and sustained
honor and respect
one thing they had in common
other than their originality and beauty
is a strong reverse current
a pg-13 mischievous side
they just share among themselves
perhaps hollywood's version of the coyote circle
met them once again
in hollywood
at drake's b-day party
this outstanding dude
looks 25 and funny as bleep in person
"i am so funny ...
i make kevin hart look only as funny as kristin stewart ...!"
we all laugh
"why ain't drake no comedian but a rapper ...?"
"why ?"
"because he the real comedian in disguise ..."
- laureen chow
saturday morning live
the real ...
omoshiroi ...
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chewpiu travel
pg - 13
following factual fiction
70's
college summer job
chu in vegas
hoping to make it as comedian
took job as sales person at one of the old wedding chapels
outskirts of vegas
$199 wedding package most popular
includes a song lip sync by elvis
there also a drive through
next door
an old car wash converted
their $199 has no elvis
starring ...
it was a sales team
go around
looking for couple either drunk and/or in love
to get them to marry
we each get $5 in commission
i recommend the more elegant $299 package
"marry him juliet ..."
- elvis
wow ... you two look perfect together ...
the $499 package at our chapel includes
six changes of dress and ...
"some people spends over $50,000 to get married
but this was a simpler time
a simpler town
$199 or $299
to some
the price makes no difference ...
it just too cheap ...
$1.99 ...
wow ... so romantic ...
chewpi u cinema
1975
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"i saw you crying in the chapel
so i came back
one more try ..."
"1970's
outskirts vegas
young couple in love
having just met ...
and re met
AJ and Kristin ..."
"hey ... you two on honeymoon ...?"
"no ... we just met this morning ..."
they giggle
"well , you should be ..."
all of sudden
flute music plays near ...
"wow ... the music ... so romantic ..."
"yes ..."
"that is $200
thank you
here your $1 back
please proceed to the chapel for the music sing along ...
thank you ...
keep the change ..."
the couple smiles and hug
staff rise to cheer
as the couple pose for
photos
$199 package
"so thats how we met ...
your grandpa and i ..."
grandma smiles
this availability / gathering of diversity is good
allows for PVF to continue
thank you
:)
there is only this day
some look to strengthen their third wheel
in order that their
present perception of future can transform
some so that their past can be helped
what changes here
influences different directions ?
we don't know
but for those who plays the game
we will try ...
"i am a comedian ..."
"wow ... so romantic ..."
"no, i am not joking
i am not a musician
i am a real comedian ..."
"wow ... so romantic ..."
"i don't sing for a living ..
i just made it up ...
so you'll ... think i am more funny than who i truly am ..."
wiping away tears
"wow ... so romantic ..."
they hug and kiss ...
one on one ...?
i put my money on obama
of today ...
"but sir charles barkely is NBA hall of fame ...!"
"i meant against barkely of today ..."
the ref throws up the ball ...
"that night
your grandpa and i
the cheapest wedding was $199
we only had $20 in our pockets
so we took it to the casino
walked out $200
maybe it destined to be ...
we then ran to The Cheap But Good Wedding Chapel
because elvis gets off work at 11 pm
and midnight shift
the singer not even look elvis
and the donkey ride/ love and cherish photo closes at midnight ..."
"honor and respect to outstanding former president obama
but when in my prime
i believe moi can outplay him of today ..."
- jj
"i know ..."
smiles does the fong chi opponent
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"you ...
laugh at me
like you ...
change your cloth ..."
- master hu
"i'm a fong chi bitch ..."
"Cause you're hot then you're cold
You're yes then you're no
You're in then you're out
You're up then you're down"
- master hu
"go on ..."
politicians make one outstanding team
not two
musicians make one team
not different fong chi teams
pro athletes make one team
not NFL NBA fong chi teams
etc etc.
within the outstanding politicians
donckeys and elephants take turn
forward/constant/reverse
"sometimes
they'll run across a big bull
just sitting there as third
different because he cannot be labelled
left say he too right
right say he betrayed conservatives
middle say he not one of them
yet the outside grassroot movement
makes up now
1/3 of the electorate ..."
- chewpiu news
three circles
fong chi team
swiftpis/chewpis
trumpis
odds of them circling one way together
is already miraculous
but counter flow together ?
for the rising divas to flow counter - they have be trying to over humble and failing
for the trumps to maintain inner balance
the reverse current cannot weaken relative to the strong current
otherwise
third wheel disappears
for the jokers to flow counter
they be more respected as a rising legal scholar but without weakening the joker flow
how to strengthen both flows ?
offense/defense/punt return
how to strengthen punt return ?
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chewpiland
jokers world
smiling jokers never smile
because if they not smiling
what then would they be ?
and if they no look like smiling to you
maybe you no look smiling to them either
this day
international jokers convention
"in a major blockbuster three teams trade
the swiftpis sent fong chi all pro wild buffalo fong chi bitch to the chewpis in exchange for a first round draft pick and all pro fong chi defensive star mickey west
the trumpis needing fong chi offense
traded the chewpiu news anchor to the swiftpis for heavy weight fong chi anchor cedrick jones ..."
- chewpiu fong chi news
as each clown chief exits the meeting
there a smile inside
they have up all strengthened the weaker flow of their weaker circle
"the swiftpis immediately traded
fong chi news anchor to the chewpis for
star comedian laureen chow
and before the trade even made
the chewpis have already traded fong chi news anchor back to the trumpis
for a player to be named later"
- chewpiu news anchor
"welcome ..."
"thank you ..."
fong chi league news
"in another major blockbuster three teams trade
the swiftpis sent
...
OBA to the chewpis in exchange for a first round draft pick and five star fong chi star abel nash
aka
what is your name ...
the trumpis needing more fong chi offense
traded the chewpiu news anchor to the swiftpis for kitaro ..."
- chewpiu fong chi news
as each clown chief exits the meeting
there a smile inside
by sharing each strength
they have all just strengthened the weaker flow of their weaker circle
"the swiftpis also traded
two first round draft picks to the chewpis
for ...
instant offense off the bench
and before the trade even made
the chewpis have already traded fong chi news anchor back to the trumpis
for a player to be named later"
- chewpiu news anchor
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if trump strengthens
the opponents strengthen
if trump not strengthen
opponents also weaker
it one team ; like NFL one league
what is good for the field
is good for all within
strong people strengthen our country
like it the talents and passionate fans make the NBA - the owners and/or aposols over receiving credit on the inner
how to strengthen the inner balance ?
"let go fly around the red kite and act like vultures ..."
- flying chicken #1
i will return home ...
chewpi inc. remains at $1 on the outer
as inner
it acts as counter balance against a overly rising current
the constant remains firm northwest - we got our talents here who anchor deep abundance and are generous with it
it the key to balance economic growth
otherwise
the upper flow can deflate
making the inner feel not rising
even if the number on the outer tells otherwise
how to strengthen inner down flow ?
"and fall asleep ..."
"in the southwest
there a kind of bird which are really chickens"
- chewpiu dean
(that they from same family and may often be confused by novices with crows/ravens)
buffett knows the reverse flow of money
like how writer knows the silly stories
it guides
here, he talking about let go as though it receiving
"every decade or so, dark clouds will fill economic skies and they will briefly rain gold ...
when downpouring of that sort occur, it is imperative we rush outdoors carrying washtubs, not teaspoons. and that we will do."
how to view it from both sides ?
"i don't ...
want to rise ... !"
i just got traded to the trumpis again ...
fong chi league news
"in a major blockbuster three teams trade
the swiftpis sent fong chi all pro william su back to the chewpis in exchange for
bill
the trumpis needing fong chi offense
traded the chewpiu news anchor to the swiftpis for star comedian laureen chow ..."
- chewpiu fong chi news
and before the trade even made
the chewpis have already traded
"mr instant fong chi offense"
william su
to the trumpis
for
laureen chow ...
"the swiftpis immediately traded
fong chi news anchor to the chewpis for
hillary
and before the trade even made
the chewpis have already traded fong chi news anchor back to the trumpis
for a player to be named later"
- chewpiu news anchor
"as each clown chief exits the meeting
there a smile inside
by sharing each strength
they have all just strengthened the weaker flow of their weaker circle"
- chewpiu news
past to future :
nothing done
future to past :
this gathering may be only one which matters
2017
we'll gather at a private party
in heart of hollywood
fong chi contest
now you all have time to practice
and become fong chi tougher
"hey you look younger ...!"
"his signature is quality
hotels and busineeses
people and customers react because they sense something different
an inherent signature quality
which aposols no have
if he becomes an aposols and/or more of it
then the signature quality has not deepened ..."
"yes ..."
how to deepen the anchor ?
"so far
trump gather original team and kept basic promise to those who voted
so he has to start right
cause that the opening
kind of like
that the customer base
and grouch interprets it less conservatively than me
but now free of debt
watch him create a new middle
a way only a grandmaster can ...
honor and respect ..."
- chewpiu news
"in a major blockbuster trade
the trumpis needing instant fong chi offense
traded the two first round picks to the chewpis again ...
for william su ..."
- chewpiu fong chi news
"taylor ...
by taylor swift ..."
wow ... smells so good ...
the classic book of i ching
is no religion faith etc.
it was work of many
decoding what they can
of the inner movement
my feeling
just guessing
the reason it no longer has effect
is because the third cprner
has been removed
and/or hidden
so only binary movements are understood as one way and no middle
and projected as possibilities which cannot be changed
in other words
like darth vader
not the real actor behind the mask
if the real kid awakens
and offer help
then we might call it reverse
trump running out to surprise kids
a three pointer ...
outstanding
that he is in person
:)
obama is a rock star
little like kevin hart in person
he just as funny
but don't have the barkley resume / look
it the vibe in person
trump a chief
the top and very humble chief
pence a wise and powerful shaman of compassion
welcome to fong chi ...
if you native in spirit
the enlightened heyokas
never call themselves heyoka
this not european asia etc.
but original american spirit
in modern mask ...
outstanding
"honor and respect ..."
"you ...
calling me a woman ...?!"
"humor is differently expressed in different cultures
some culture
it the one screaming and jumping the hardest
people laugh at
in some cultures
different take ...
one thing they all have in common
however
is that people laugh
and they all want to laugh ..."
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this an old romantic love song
trump think tank
foreign relations
of all the country one has travelled
"every one think their culture most funny
but it is
the russians who invented real humor ..."
outstanding russian tourist
starring ... as andreas k. penn law 1990-92
next door
in school - dude's funny
we have world peace
st petersburg 1850
the legendary kung fu novel
"before social media
and after social media
government and accountability is changing
people know what standards they want in their own communities
they can pick and choose
the inner middle
so to say others are less informed than say ... americans ...
deep patterns are not going to change
without a shift of perception
outstanding putin is a great leader for his people
whether others think otherwise ...
it is his personal talent
one is speaking of here
getting it done
elevating outstanding russian pride
honor and respect"
- chewpiu news
"Каждый думают, что их культура самая смешная но это русские, которые изобрели настоящий юмор ... "
"Kazhdyy dumayut, chto ikh kul'tura samaya smeshnaya no eto russkiye, kotoryye izobreli nastoyashchiy yumor ... "
"i don't understand russian ..."
russia advance russian interest
US advance US interest
when the two interest conflict
russia advance russian interest
US advance US interest
russia advance russian interest
when two interests in common
russian advance russian interest
US advance US interest
Russia/America advance America/Russian common interest
when common interest conflict
russian / america advance american / russian interest
the point is
on common interests
the middle circle is becoming the center
how to make it win win ?
"why russians have less comedians per capita than americans ?"
"why ...?"
"because russians are more funny ..."
- russian comedy advisor
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constitution and/or compassion
if there is an overly strong upward pull
the root of the constitution be challenged
if it gives
the branches will weaken
vice versa
not which side within prevails
but how the roots be nurtured and strengthened
the inner movement
so the two sides
can wrestle ...
the future and expanding circle
will be watching how
america transform its system into more compassion
real democracy
requires trust in integrity and intention of its system
and above all
attention/interest of its people
compassion
ChewpiU Travel
"why chickens cross first the columbia and then deschutes river ?"
why ? ...
"to fly to the other side ..."
- chris blake
comedian 1990
portland oregon
met some funny people
over the years
and the diverse humor styles
they writer's teachers
role models
"the sea is salt worthy ..."
reading a poem
"wow ... so romantic ..."
chewpi travel
late 20th century
oregon
threw him a nerf football
and it hit him in head
as he try to catch it
so never played basketball
with chris blake
that also his comedian name
work together college summer
part of that group
now a restaurant manager
with wife and kids
real names may and/or may not be same
mark hackett
now an attorney of outstanding stature
came from maine
with lovely wife and kid
he was chris blake's comedy manager
as we tried to help him succeed in the field that summer
i was a contributing writer
and katherine the support staff
starring ...
as chris blake
wanderlust
jennifer aniston
stars as
outward bound instructor
Marlena
starring as ... jessica
starring as ... sheri
one has been fortunate
to be surrounded and elevated
by very intelligent people
same age range etc.
some how
we have all met in school
and became good friends
one of the best example
year 1989
penn law dorm
they came for one year
mostly harvard
just acting / having fun
and didn't see most again
until graduation ceremony
but the comedy show
of that year
is funnier than they can ever imagine
1989 classmates
lived next door dorm
if talents is what we lack
they have it
tea party
pence be the dude handing out beer
as they dump teas into the harbor 250 years ago
donald handing out awards
those stories
what gorsuch would often tell in dorm hall ways
he into american history
like still lives it
she has all the qualities of a great president
deep compassion
met her before chris
hanged out with her friends
goat and binya fighting over classmate candace
once asked chris which side i should sit on at their wedding
"probably hers because her family is better looking ..."
chu starts laughing
the other person ivars
was most impressed ...
michelle obama
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independent in spirit
more humble than people know
it would be a reverse
which shifts the perception
of women and power
power and compassion
if she can run as independent
and receive support
of a more independent fund raising
e.g.
musicians tour
give her the $ and walk away
then it the democrat / republican corporations/
tea party corporation
the point is
make it three choices
$199/$299/free
tell us more about of
"free" package
"you get only wear one dress
and elvis does not sing the song chu wrote for her ..."
"what song ...?"
"the same song chu wrote for you to sing together ..."
with back to back scores by airball
the game is tied
..."
"i googled ... only two points per game ..."
"that sounds like a fong chi challenge ..."
"SCOUTS PROFILE
ON AIRBALL
PLAYERS
THE SCHWEITZER BROTHERS
FROM RURAL EASTERN WASHINGTON
THEY DO THE DIRTY WORK INSIDE ...
THE OLDER IN FLAGRANT FOULS FROM SETTING VICIOUS SCREENS"
1986-87
airball had many years and players
not all "play" basketball
and game allows players over a few inches to sneak in
they room mates for year
phil j . and steve
great actors - they no get along in same room
you lucky you phil jolly
for all the crap i've given you
i still owe you
:)
nothing is permanent
inner/outer
yet something keeps it same
there is only this day
different inner / different outer
but if we to return
to same middle ...
the PVF moments
this plants the roots
of each time/space matrix
e.g.
1978 type park
1981 lochburn
1983 clover park
1985 u of washington
1989 u penn
etc.
we then create factual fiction
based on the characters
and how each can be improved to outstandingly omoshiroi
in our present memories
we'll need a look alike
to act our college years
e.g.
saturday night live star
felicia jones stars as the
present day mr lin
size alone does not measure one's basketball skills
starring david chapelle as ...
chris bowling sr.
starring ... donald trump jr.
as math teacher
donald walters jr.
CP 1985
starring as ... gary thomas jr
cp 85 history teacher
classmate
1995
opposing attorney laura ...
from top CA firm for microsoft
- a deposition
other older male lawyers all seem intimidated -
in the back room the way they talk
i was just fourth attorney watching
she had a real strong presence
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Movie and/or Compassion
the more we think we know
the opposite also the perspective
compassion
the only win win inner anchor...
to continue this free pg - 13 show
we have to all participate
e.g.
if one walks up with
taiwan mick jagger
you gonna scream and ask for his autograph in public ?
answer is ...
yes ...!
but if you see
the beatles member / zhu ren zhang / taylor swift hanging out
at a local cafe
you elevate your inner
by becoming equal to them as inner musicians and/or fong chi masters
all equal
because
that how they want it be
if they all to return for a 70's reunion ...
next ...
imagine a wealthy business group
agreeing to finance the production of this reverse circle
directed by the writer
hiring any real 21st century actor/ress
similar to the actual neighbors / friends
he pays the neighbors
to be replaced by the outstanding acting team
the restaurants / dates / staff
sub leasing a few mansions
for the production of the
the motoshojus
- the trumps of the far east/west
a group of crazy rich families
their kids, mostly women
creating a japanese style company conglomerate
based more on friendship than interest
linking the world as the hopi book club
and opening the door
for the next cultural/scientific/economic revolution
the sun is rising
but for those who woke up at dawn
they were here ...
to read the script
what if ...
one of the writers ...
and john j chu a real comedian / actor / lawyer
just what if ?
well ... no
but why it should matter who the back age/ground names they / we use ?
we are making this corner turn - descrambling the inner dragon lord
the fong chi way
the easy way
with help of many humble friends
thank for watching
chewpi tv
you don't just sit there and imagine kung fu -
that a kung fu writer
real kung fu is years of diligence ...
but john chu may have worked as bodyguard / fake boy friend to taiwan celebrities in the 90's
when they travel
